gasp!!! the horror!
07.05.05 @ 2:45 pm
Okay. So, what's your name?: Katlin
Friend #1 :: Matthew
Friend #2 :: Erin
Friend #3 :: Sarah
Who's the most likely to be the 'leader'?: Sarah
Who's going to be the comic relief?: Matthew
Which friend would probably end up going insane? haha, me.
And lastly, which of you plans to kill the others? Ee’s the only one who’s left, so i guess her.
Alrighty. So,now. Let's find out more about the trip.
You brought one item. What was it?: my cell
What did Friend #1 bring?: matthew said food
#2?: well she’d probably grab her purse
#3?: earrings, haha
Do you wish you had anything else?: yeaa
If so, what?: a boat
Are you beginning to re-consider your choice of friends?: no, i love them
What food did you manage to bring, if any?: matthew would bring the food cause we loves him
What will you do for water?: we’d find a stream or something .. or you can just boil ocean water .. we’d just have to make a fire
And just WHERE do you plan on finding refuge to sleep?: we’ll make a palm tree tent .. FUNNN!
Trouble Strikes...
There's a body. Who is it?: the skipper!! oooo.
You look around. Someone's whistling. Who is it?: matthew because me, sar, and ee can’t
Someone obviously killed it. Who do you think it was?: the coconut that we found by his head
You see a wild pig run into the ocean, squealing. What do you do?: say “wtf, mates!” like they do in the end of ze world on funnyjunk
Did the pig tell you anything?: well, i discovered that there are wild pigs on the island that squeal
Now you need to focus. What are you going to do with the body?: hmm, bury it?? i dunno, i’ll let the others decide
You decided, as a group, to bury the body. But now, it's time to sleep.
Who's staying up to keep guard?: matthew since he’s the only guy // or me && sar
How many tents did you bring?: none, we made them out of palm trees idiot!
Is everyone sleeping in the tent?: IT’S NOT A TENT! plus i thought we had a guard outside
If not, where is the guard?: peeking out of the palm leaves because he’s pretty amazing
You're up: omg, that’s never happened before!
And guess what? Everyone's sleeping. And a gun just went off. Scared?: oo la la .. yea probably .. but matthew isn’t sleeping
Do you run and wake the others? Or do you watch for signs of life?: run && wake everyone else .. so scary
Inevitably, you find a body. A friend. Which one?: ummmm, sarah? haha, i guess – sorry sar! i still love you tho!
Darn. Not again? So. You're friends are sleeping... Who did it?: the coconut we found by her head .. killer coconuts with a mind of their own!
Well. You need to bury the body. Do you tell your other two friends?: yea, and i remind them that the coconuts are possessed by a donkey spirit! (haha matthew!)
Leaning against a tree, you watch until morning. Do you sleep?: i watch what? && if i’m watching, can i really be sleeping?
It's morning. Your friends wake up, wondering where the other one is.
What are you going to do today?: have a tea party / practice the patriot musical
Do you think you will ever get off this island?: yea .. it says rescue somewhere down there
It's a nice day. Are you going to swim or find a way off the island?: SWIM! with all the little fishies!
Deciding to take advantage of the situation, you, indeed, swim. With who?: erin so we can work on the patriot musical on water with our noodles .. that we found
While you and your friend are swimming. You hear a scream: okay .. good for them
Who, or what was it?: a big hairy monster
Do you keep swimming, or find out who it is?: keep swimming
Regardless of your decision, eventually you go look. Where do you look?: by the coconuts
Heading that way, you find another squealing wild pig: haha i laugh
In front of you, you find a big... hairy... what?: MONSTER! ahhhh
It lunges at you, but you and your friend know you have to follow the pig: so .. we follow the pig ??
But now your friend has just been eaten. You're alone. Do you go on?: yea, there’s a big hairy monster somewhere
Running ahead, you see a light. What color is it?: neon orange
Either way, it's the light of a fire! Who's by the fire?: matthew and a hott guy
You see a bunch of bodies laying around the fire. Is your friend dead?: no
If not, do you take the friend and run, or just run on your own?: i take matthew and we runnnnn
Rescue?
Finally, when you start to run, something trips you. Where are you?: on the beach
Staring down at you is a big... what?: a big hairy monster
He tells you to get up. You do. He pulls out a knife and...: he cuts down the killer coconut tree
But, he doesn't. He cuts the root that tripped you. You...: wonder why he didn't cut down the killer coconut tree
All your friends are there. Was it a prank?: no, they just all came back from the dead
None the less, you're alive. Are you happy?: no, i had to go a day without showering .. i'm pretty pissed
So. Be happy. You lived.: yay .. ??
But what do you do to your friends for playing a trick on you?: ask them how they got the coconuts to act like that .. but they don't know .. muhahahaha. [insert twilight zone music here]
katlin
